Fernweh: (n.) a crave for travel;

I'm Selennah.

Mamihlapinatapei: (n.) the wordless, yet meaningful look shard by two people who both desire to initiate something but are both reluctant to start.

My life in simple words.

queenidarling:

encyclopedia-fucktanica:

straightannabeth:

brienne-of—tarth:

kylvit:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

isthisusernametakenyet:

I support Farming.

In fact, you could call me

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WOW

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I was staring at this like ‘what does calculator have to do with farming?’ and then i realised…

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I JUST GOT THIS

OH.

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animvl:

pretty-ramblings:

 






Most thought out tactic in film history.

Han Solo gets shit done.

Absolutely genius.

Flawless.

Han Solo gets an automatic reblog.

han yolo


HAN YOLO

animvl:

pretty-ramblings:

 

Most thought out tactic in film history.

Han Solo gets shit done.

Absolutely genius.

Flawless.

Han Solo gets an automatic reblog.

han yolo

HAN YOLO

(Source: antiven0m182, via twotabletaylor)

unpopuler:

Sometimes I feel hated by everyone 😭

1innea:

kittenesque:

pr1nceshawn:

Husbands can be incredibly helpful.

That one with the Christmas lights is creative, though!

Husbands are incredibly useless

(via anabastasia)

“You told me to trust you but I’m still coughing up water from the last time you let me drown.”

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

(Source: 6yr, via twotabletaylor)

bleedingmakesitbetterphilip:

felkasmiejesiezwodka:

transientfashion:

1. Put on nail polish and let dry.
2. Dip fingernail in alcohol-basically any will do, vodka is suggested.
3. Press a strip of newspaper big enough to cover the whole nail on to your alcohol soaked nail.
4. Pull off slowly and be really impressed with yourself.
5. Paint top coat if desired. 

wait okay 
if we do this with fanfiction 
we can have gay  porn nails???????

welcome to tumblr

bleedingmakesitbetterphilip:

felkasmiejesiezwodka:

transientfashion:

1. Put on nail polish and let dry.

2. Dip fingernail in alcohol-basically any will do, vodka is suggested.

3. Press a strip of newspaper big enough to cover the whole nail on to your alcohol soaked nail.

4. Pull off slowly and be really impressed with yourself.

5. Paint top coat if desired. 

wait okay 

if we do this with fanfiction 

we can have gay  porn nails???????

welcome to tumblr

(via g-l-o-s-o-l-i)

deadedmau5:

Keep talking about it.

Keep being brave.

SAM PEPPER IS A RUDE ASSHOLE

(Source: solightemup)

easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??

easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??

(via nicoosuxx)

teaquila:

why can’t periods just last for like an hour, like okay you’ve made your point, I’m not pregnant you can leave now

Yes.

(via destielspooktacular)

felixdawkins:

how come every vampire in vampire stories is a hundred years old tho why cant we get a newbie vampire like

"how long have you been 17"
“about a year and a half actually its kinda trippy”

Jessica whimby true blood.

(via giggle-some-more)

felixdawkins:

how come every vampire in vampire stories is a hundred years old tho why cant we get a newbie vampire like

"how long have you been 17"
“about a year and a half actually its kinda trippy”

(via giggle-some-more)

majiinboo:

chrysalisamidst:

the-goddamazon:

shellypickles:

She couldn’t find help for her family so she held it down!!! #QueenAppreciation #Queens #FatuKekula #Ebola #strength #love #health #news

She did this with trash bag, rubber boots, gloves, and a MASK.
And the goddamn CDC couldn’t save. One. Liberian. Man.

STAY.FUCKING.WOKE.
been seeing this trending on instagram too

Who said they wanted to save him?

majiinboo:

chrysalisamidst:

the-goddamazon:

shellypickles:

She couldn’t find help for her family so she held it down!!! #QueenAppreciation #Queens #FatuKekula #Ebola #strength #love #health #news

She did this with trash bag, rubber boots, gloves, and a MASK.

And the goddamn CDC couldn’t save. One. Liberian. Man.

STAY.FUCKING.WOKE.

been seeing this trending on instagram too

Who said they wanted to save him?

(via giggle-some-more)

floozys:

straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

(via goldpath)

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(Source: bearsnbritts, via iadorecheeky)