I just want to show you how much I love you…but you’re too far away for that now and I’m sure I’m going to lose you forever.
Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself
So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like
And do I look hot
life hacks: instead of playing the traditional wedding march when one walks down the aisle, play the pacific rim theme
I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.
every year i wait for this post. it always comes right on time
i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH
Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want
that’s….really sweet… omfg
This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week
flipping your pillow over to the cold side
Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.